HILARIOUS! Hate voicemail

Today, I got this AMAZING voicemail from a number I've never seen before:

I don't usually try to give the haters attention, but this one was brilliant! While I have extreme difficulty understanding their slurred drunken voice, it sounds a bit like, "Alice, I'm amazed you haven't been locked up yet, you fucking fat pig!"

May I just reply: "Unknown caller, I too am rather shocked you haven't been locked up yet either, you hilarious imbecile who I have never met in my life."