Moron Alert - Wanker, Troll, Fucktard, etc!

If I had a penny for every fucktard who emails me, I'd be a MILLIONAIRE! Anyway, this one caught my eye because the moron responded to my auto-responder thinking it was a real email and some kind of encouragement to continue our email discussion! I created the auto-responder to show these idiots that they aren't getting SHIT out of me for free. I do skim through the emails that I get, but I barely read them unless I see money flying my way... =) Anyway, here's this moron. I've taken his number out to protect him... For some reason, I'm just that generous.

DONALD BOOS to Miss Alice Skary: hi..i saw your profile on seriousmistresses.com...thought i would say hello....im going to get right to the point...i want to see you on saturday, 12/5/09...at about 8 pm or so....BUT, i have a few special requests otherwise i will not be intrested.....number 1....i want you to videotape part of the session ( at least 5 minutes) and put it on your you tube section .....i saw some fo your video clips....pretty cool....i want to be NUDE and have you dominate me...i want you to slap me in the face, spank me, and spit in my face as you degrade me....there will be NO EXCEPTIONS...i know what i want..i know what i want you to do to me.i love dominant strict woman who will use and abuse me.....number 2....i want to pay 200 bucks for a 90 minute session....then i want to be locked in my cage( yes i have one) overnight ...and then i will leave the following morning....number 3......this sounds out of the ordinary...but true..let me know if you are intrested...please respond back soon.....times are tough right now...will you consider me?? i know you must be going through some rough times as far as seeing men are concerned.right?? talk to you soon...from SLAVEDON.please address me as such in your response....i live in wilmington, i can drive to see you..i cant wait to see your dungeon....but first, i want to make the drive worthwhile...i have a profile on adult friend finder, im 39, i live in wilmington, i have about 8 photos...im the guy wearing womans clothing and i have a leash and colar around my neck....you should see it...do you ever visit this site?? talk to you soon...from slavedon.....

AUTO RESPONSE from Miss Alice Skary: Hello there.

Thanks for the inquiry. I am Miss Alice, a pro-Domme located in Raleigh, NC. I have a beautiful dungeon here in Raleigh, and I also travel frequently to FL and DC, so you may get a chance to session with me in those locations.

To book a session with me, you will need to go through a screening process. You may need to pay a deposit in advance, if you cannot provide references from other Dominants. You will also need a membership to my paysite, where you can fill out my session request / BDSM checklist form, and chat with me live. To learn more about my screening process, check out this page: http://www.raleighncdomme.com/book-a-bdsm-session.php

My screening process is very detailed because I am picky about my sessions. I prefer to see clients who are truly submissive and very respectful. I like to get to know you well and make sure we are compatible PRIOR to a session.

You can also consider calling me on Niteflirt to get to know me better, if my screening process seems a little complicated or if you just want to get a sense for what type of relationship we might have. http://www.niteflirt.com/MissAliceSKary

If you have more basic questions for me about how sessions work, you should try my FAQ page on my website. I'm always updating it and adding more commonly asked questions. If there are any questions you may have that are not yet on the FAQ, I suggest you ask me via Niteflirt.

I hope to be seeing you soon!

Miss Alice

DONALD BOOS to Miss Alice Skary: hi .thanks for the email the other day....i have some things i want to talk to you about BEFORE i go ahead and book my deposit of 50 dollars ...if you can not provide what im looking for....then i need NOT go ahead and book the 50 dollar deposit....i have some specific things i want to talk to you about.....so i want to make sure im getting my moneys worth...if i do not hear from you by thursday, im assuming you are not intrested....i DO have another mistress' contact info....but i want to wait on that until at least wednesday night....she is on vaction right now and i think she is coming home tuesday....so i will provide you with her number AFTER she says its ok to give out her number...i would not want to invade her privacy.....my number is 910-***-****......if you respond back....i want to see you on saturday....about 8pm or so....so let me know what your decision maybe....im not going to give you 50 dollars just like that.....you have to contact me first if you want my money and services...talk to you soon....SLAVEDON....PLEASE ADDRESS ME AS SUCH IN YOUR RESPONSE.....IF NOT....I MAY NOT GET BACK TO YOU.IM A VERY PICKY PERSON....JUST LIKE YOU!!!!! well....have a great day.....