The newest douchebag!
This email was so hilarious I just had to share it.
Alice.
I can appreciate your rules. I would love to find a woman that enjoyed shitting on me. I have been looking for years. It comes down to money which i don't have. If i offered you 2000 you would do it my way
as would a host of women. Frankly there are many things that I will pay for if they are that important. This is not. I won't pay for(deposit) services before i get them. Nor will i pay (top dollar) 500 before i know the abilities of the performer. I know you are not a whore, I don't judge anyone, not even those that you may accuse of being one.
The Hilton is an upscale location, not a $20 motel, i will be registerred
and you will know my real name.
I will pay 300 for you to go to the bathroom, expecting substantial volume. I will call and be be happy to give my cell and room number if you change your mind.
Maybe it just me but if i was sitting on the toilet and for the want of an hour or so and a few miles i could 300 richer i wiuld give a lot of thought,
If I don't hear from you good luck to you too.
Be careful..I lived in Manhatten for 5 years, I know the downside of what you do,
God bless..
(Back story: I told him I'd be happy to come shit on him in his hotel room if he abstained from alcohol, went through my screening process, and tributed $500. He responded thusly.)
My question is, what the FUCK does Manhattan have to do with 'the downside of what I do'? After all, the downside of my occupation is DOUCHEBAGS like him. (Giggle.)
Anyways, why can't he spell Manhattan?
